11th-13th March 2005
| Venue | Registration | Beer and Food | Gaming Space | Outline Programme |
| Family Friendly Policy | Smoking | The Wedding itself | It's Too Expensive! | The Twist |
| That Name! | Who are "we"? | Who is Jerry Elsmore? | The "Old Pals" | Volunteers |
Just to be absolutely clear, there will be no wedding at Consummation Too? The Old Contentible’s 50th. So no wedding presents! Although Consummation Too? is a birthday party, the only expectation is the pleasure of your company and that a good time will be had by all. Mind you, Jerry’s not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but be very careful: make sure you’ve still got both arms if you’ve agreed to take one off him…
Why Consummation Too? Because it was Consummation: it’s a Brand Image Thing. As was said first time around, how could we resist? The alternatives considered then were •ConJugal Rights (not much better, we know) •ConFusion (been done) •ConGratulations •Self-ConGratulations •ConTrafibularities (with apologies to E. Blackadder). If you feel uncomfortable with the name or can come up with a better one, feel free to think of an alternative ... H’mmm, there’s a game in there somewhere...
